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is violence considered a cultural export?
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 20m ago 100%

    "This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by."

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  • Ukraine graphics is crazy
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 1d ago 100%

    He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.

    You fought putting your socks on right.

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  • ich🧿iel
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 1d ago 100%

    Heilige DIN.

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  • Zelenskyy said NATO or nuclear and he ain’t wrong.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 1d ago 100%

    While I agree with your second argument that Russia would probably just call them on their bluff, I don't think they'd need long range ballistic missiles. They seem to operate on russian soil a lot, and you could put a big nuke into a larger van easily.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPO
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    For Freedom
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 2d ago 50%

    Sinwar's killing of suspected collaborators with Israel gained him the nickname "The Butcher of Khan Younis".

    Cool guy

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  • Carb Party!
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 4d ago 100%

    "OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!"

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  • Ukranian tank hits an advancing Russian BTR-82A at point blank range in the Kursk region.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 4d ago 100%

    The driver saw "a tank" at best. If the gunner/commander were even looking in the right direction, nothing tells us their lens wasn't dirty, the optics broken or everything was shaking too violently for a proper look. It's easy to overestimate how much you can really see out of your steel coffin, especially when it's 40 year old soviet steel coffins.

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  • its true
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 5d ago 100%

    I don't think he'll be missed.

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  • Ukraine will never join NATO on my watch, says Slovakia PM Fico
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 5d ago 80%

    And we want Turkey out as well, so it's all good!

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  • Ukranian tank hits an advancing Russian BTR-82A at point blank range in the Kursk region.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 5d ago 100%

    Fog of war, misidentification and disorientation.

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  • Ukranian tank hits an advancing Russian BTR-82A at point blank range in the Kursk region.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 5d ago 100%

    Fog of war, misidentification and disorientation.

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  • I worked so hard to get all these jobs, and I don't want them at all.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 6d ago 100%

    I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPO
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    Cheers
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 6d ago 42%

    Do you really have to use a picture of that misogynistic piece of shit? Irresponsible.

    Edit: Downvoting and not starting an argument is cowadice.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearIN
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    Things went super well for sovcit.
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 7d ago 100%

    I always find it so funny how they're against any kind of government regulation because free people are free to do business or whatever and then half their schemes is just "here's a trick with documents so you can take shit without paying".

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  • After eating, when do you digest food the fastest, laying down, sitting or standing?
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 7d ago 100%

    Gravity isn't bringing us down.

    It's bringing us together.

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  • ich🔴🆚🟣iel
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 7d ago 100%

    Warte mal ab, bis du von Leberkäse hörst.

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  • Be safe out there
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 1w ago 100%

    Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

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  • Some are ddosing, other steal passwords
  • zakobjoa zakobjoa 2w ago 98%

    They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

    A cursory search could've revealed that that's simply untrue.

    Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

    Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

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    Hey gang. I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic. Right now – through the power of *Plot™* – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that *these artifacts belong in a museum.* And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that. My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear). I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this. Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

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    ich_iel
    ich_iel zakobjoa 6mo ago 98%
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    Rule of Google: if it works, kill it. I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want. Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet. I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

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    Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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    [Artikel](https://www.t-online.de/region/dresden/id_100343394/dresden-gedenkt-der-zerstoerung-der-stadt-polizei-setzt-pfefferspray-ein.html)

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    I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts. I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12. We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well. Thank you all in advance.

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    ich_iel
    ich_iel zakobjoa 1y ago 98%
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    I refuse to acknowledge the name change.

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    Memes zakobjoa 1y ago 98%
    cold sweat
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    Sign the [petition](https://chng.it/ZdFLjZDgxX) on change.org for a guillotine emoji.

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    ich_iel
    ich_iel zakobjoa 1y ago 97%
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