youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
Vacuums suck
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
Goodbye
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
H
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
Yeah, the ld50 for gasoline is 5000 mg/kg, not 14,000 which is the limit for acute toxicity. This whole chart is shit.
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 66%
Considering the stories about tithing, and Jesus saying that it’s “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” I think that’s exact what Christianity says.
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
Laughed, then saw the community… uh oh
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 100%
"As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists." - Albert Einstein
youCanCallMeDragon 8mo ago • 66%
Definitely the first kind
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
Taking a screen shot with your eyes
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
And that’s bad? I’m confused
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
Encourage us before a performance?
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
That is so much time and money for nudes and a few hook ups.
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
I do this and just hope that a fully formed thought pops out of my subconscious. Crazy thing is… it works.
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
They have to be their party functions on cognitive dissonance. You can’t be a hardcore republican and face reality on its own terms.
youCanCallMeDragon 9mo ago • 100%
The troubles Part 2
I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!! I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic. Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him. Let me tell you, reader, that is not all. I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you?? I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.
Bippity bomb I fucked your mom
And I’m just… so hungry.