subignition 5mo ago • 100%
They should be paying me to wear it and look like a F1 car
subignition 5mo ago • 80%
Don't you have some kid's birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?
subignition 5mo ago • 36%
The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old...
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
Some people would pay good money to have blahaj levels of teeth
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
Front trunk. It's aggravating slang, but it's been in use for decades, well before Tesla.
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
Didn't it just roll out to league of legends?
subignition 6mo ago • 42%
And making assumptions like that is why you will continue to be out of touch :/
subignition 6mo ago • 60%
You're kinda opposite reality on most other things you've said in this thread so I guess that tracks
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
They're just banking on all the parents being transphobic enough that nobody can get help from family friends
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
Fair enough. I was speaking towards the perspective of op. We were encouraged, not required, so there were definitely some folks who would do that.
subignition 6mo ago • 88%
That sounds like poor IT policies to me. In previous office jobs I've had, our computers were configured with our working hours and we wouldn't shut them down at the end of the day, so that any updates could happen off the clock and minimize that sort of disruption.
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
You should forget anything you've read in this thread and play Outer Wilds ASAP. And you should go into it as blind as possible. Trust me; you only get to experience it for the first time once.
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
No, Ted Cruz's pecker started pouring out beans... 😭
subignition 6mo ago • 76%
A new planet in a distant orbit, you say?
In before the signal is older than the universe itself.
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don't think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.
subignition 6mo ago • 100%
The only gripe I have with this article is that I’m not convinced why the metric of “we want people to query more on Google” should be concerning to me. That just sounds like “we want more people to use our product more”, which is a completely reasonable metric for any business, no?
It's a search engine, so if it's taking you more queries than previously to find what you're looking for, that means the quality of the search results has decreased.
Instead of the search team being able to focus on quality as they had been, they were more or less pushed to sabotage the quality of search in order to increase ad revenue.
That's my understanding, anyway.
subignition 6mo ago • 87%
This is why we need a corporate death penalty.
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I picked up 24 oz "Green Tea" from the convenience store earlier. I forgot to check how sweet it was, 60g added sugars in the 706.8ml beverage. So this is like 8.5% sugar (g/ml). Obviously that's napkin math but this is showerthoughts, not theydidthemath
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