The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 3h ago 100%

    If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

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  • Laptop is depolymerizing -- how can I remedy this?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 12h ago 100%

    Scrubbing the affected area with a paste made from baking soda and a small amount of water will remove the sticky parts and get you back to good base plastic. What you do from there is up to you.

    Perhaps a spray can of truck bed liner would be more durable and prevent the base layer from degrading further.

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  • Be (a)ware when consuming your spooky treats! (Applies to all oral meds)
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2w ago 100%

    Why burn your food for that harsh crunchy texture? Just eat activated charcoal instead, no need to spend all that time and money burning food, just pure taste sensation!

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  • Sleep habits
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 1mo ago 100%

    Bullshit. There are way more spiders in suits of armor than there are on my body.

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    Locked in rule
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 64%

    Ever tried turning the handle up?

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  • What should we call him?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    Does he have wings one week out of four?

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  • What do you call this animation archetype?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    This is the Stoic Father.

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  • Ever wanted to see a human hand under a microscope?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    I always thought I'd be able to see more hand, not less.

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  • That's what they think.
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    I only want gatto.

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  • Could you selectively breed humans to he able to breathe water ?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 50%

    Yes. You will need trillions of dollars and operate outside of any country so you're not subject to pesky ethics and humanitarian laws. Good luck, I hope I never see you.

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  • Rain powered car
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    It's entirely possible, yes! I just don't know anything about the physical location of the sh.itjust.works server..

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  • the ick
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    I won't discount that possibility, but I think they get sold on a miraculous idea and simply don't understand the reasons why it's not a good idea. The more zealous one simply don't want to believe it's not the perfect solution.

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  • the ick
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 86%

    Unbridled enthusiasm can be cute to a point, but those hydrogen folks are way beyond that. Yikes.

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  • Having to pay for giving solar energy back
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    Get an insulated water tank, dump all the energy in there for free hot water.

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  • Rain powered car
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    So, we talking a piezoelectric body that converts the kinetic energy of the rain into power, or electric vehicles in Quebec? (Quebec has a shit ton of hydroelectricity, which one could argue is rain-powered.)

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  • Landchads, can we do this with rents?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    Suddenly people in poverty get jobs being personal shoppers. If there's a system that can be worked around, it will be.

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  • I want freedom from every form of wages
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    Give you the means to live, prosper, and grow, and the tools and resources to let you help others do the same? I can get on board with that.

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  • Mazda confirms its first global EV sedan: Will it land in the US?
  • smuuthbrane smuuthbrane 2mo ago 100%

    I'll concede "North America", as "zee" has infected Canada too. Not sure about Mexico.

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    This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000. Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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    I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process. I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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    A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency. Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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    Once I realized I had to complete it.

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    Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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    I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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    Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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    I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen. To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me. Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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