"we're here to take over your planet"

"Yes please"

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Is there a scifi story where the aliens are actually benevolent? Could be funny; they are just genuinely kind but the human mind cannot grasp that and continues to distrust them.

"IT'S A COOKBOOK"

Mushrooms are aliens

Hard income caps? Not even tapering off?

Oh you made $75,001 last year? Fuck you, buy internal combustion

Exception: when the quoted thing is the punchline

Apparently not. I read about college campuses strong-arming protests, but not about federal action.

Yes. Let's just keep shifting right, and then eventually we'll end up left; it's like Pacman!

Which protests? I hadn't heard about this

There's crypto now? Wtf

A Trump victory does not advance these goals.

One of Trump's goals is to "crack down" (aka ban) protests. So let's get Kamala elected first, and then you can bust out the molotovs or whatever the plan is, please.

What makes it better than Signal?

You know what an incubus is?

Apparently lead is delicious?

Republicans love adding poverty traps and means testing to everything. I don't know why this specific thing is like this, but I would bet money it's because a Republican negotiated it

Mushrooms are actually aliens

Is it though? I thought this was normally a late August or early September thing

The valuation of Dark MAGA soared right around the time that Musk spoke.

So that makes this the, what, fifth crypto pump-and-dump Elon has done? How has the SEC not bagged this guy yet?

Chrome devtools and debugger are awesome

For comparison, human brains only use 25W. We're pretty damn good.

Lowe's has Christmas decorations out already. They've crossed the Halloween blockade.