Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that's going to hell...

beautiful!!

tyranids jus hungy 🥰

(that one in particular cracked me up)

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I'm a regular coffee drinker and I'm convinced it's some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

It's awful. I actually didn't mind new Reddit. But they switched my account to new new Reddit and I changed my bookmarks to go to old Reddit. I'll try to stay for as long as there are good discussions but this cursed design is bursting with "know-nothing middle manager" energy.

That BBC statement was so enraging I had the momentary urge to downvote this post in order to downvote what I'd just read.

It's not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It's on the Verge alright... verge of unreadability 🙄

Every time that song comes on I have to brace myself for the feels that are coming

Sting - The Soul Cages

This album was written when his father died. It's a loose concept album and it devastates from beginning to end but if you haven't heard it before two of the tracks hit hard as standalones:

Island of Souls The Soul Cages

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

There's something about smaller TVs for sure.

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

rest in peace 😞

: : :)

Heyyy it's a phone on a cord. Nice

Jack Nicholson voice: You can't HANdle the tooth!

Gladiator, I saw it opening weekend

My bad!! I thought it was "unixsocks" but that's the name of the magazine. Sorry!! Your name is great :)

Username checks out

Edit: apologies, I am not smort