Jony Ive and OpenAI CEO Raise $1B to Design the 'iPhone of AI'
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    At least we'll get a delightfully stunted Jony Ive product film out of it.

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  • Unremoval of Piracy Communities
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 93%

    Whereas on Reddit, it'd be used to justify a slippery slope. "We've already banned X and Y, so banning Z is just an extension of that."

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  • Unremoval of Piracy Communities
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 71%

    πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  • GAMERS, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME QUOTE? SCREAM IT INTO THE VOID.
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!

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  • Numerous Tesla owners say they've been trapped inside their EVs after they lost power.
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 96%

    We're deleting 'doors' as a feature. They just don't make sense.

    β€” Melontusk

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  • Madison on why she quit
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    I used to watch The Wan Show which I guess is more of an unfiltered look than the edited videos. But yeah, kinda.

    There were numerous times when he'd openly criticise a colleague, or just like... undermine them? And then realise he was looking like an asshole and awkwardly laugh to try to pass it off as a joke.

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  • Madison on why she quit
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 95%

    It's very clear once you've watched a few episodes of The Wan Show that he's basically a massive asshole and a liability, surrounded by people desperately trying to rein him in.

    Particularly more recently, I think? Like, I eventually stopped watching because the first 40 minutes of every episode was Linus trying to defend himself for the latest bullshit thing he'd done. πŸ™„

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  • Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name?
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

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  • WASDnesday
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    It's unsurprisingly one of those "can't say much about it without ruining it" games, but suffice to say:

    It was very good and you should play it, but it was always going to be difficult for it to top the first one because you go into it having a fairly good idea of what's going on.

    Also I just think this genre maybe works better with teenage characters than grown-ups, but that's just me. 😁

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  • WASDnesday
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    Currently in that "trying to decide what to play next" headspace... but for a bonus point, I think the thing I completed last was Oxenfree II.

    Anyone else wishing they could buy the entire Steam Visual Novel Fest? πŸ₯Ί

    I picked up Who's Lila?, Coffee Talk, and Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane (despite not really being able to afford to 😬) and wish-listed a bunch of other stuff.

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  • Is there a business in your town, which you are 100% sure is a front?
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    There was (maybe still is) a cake shop in Southgate, North London. About a minute from my old flat.

    The cakes in the window display rarely changed, if ever.

    The guy running it looked like if you imagine the toughest prisoner at a prison, only wearing an apron.

    About 50/50 whether the glass would be smashed whenever you walked past.

    It was often "open" and had people coming in and out of it at 2-3am when I came back from nights out.

    And there was a drive-by shooting right in that area while I lived there, that I always assumed was related. πŸ˜…

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  • My phone's been on standby since May
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    I used to go to stay at my dad's on school holidays... I forgot my DS Lite there one time, and the battery was still nearly full next time. 😬

    I miss simpler tech.

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  • I'm (was*) a celebrity
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    Ugh, cancel culture rears its ugly head again πŸ˜”

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  • Macron accused of authoritarianism after threat to cut off social media
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    In the smouldering aftermath, some politicians, keen to shift the focus from social inequality, have muttered darkly about the role of BlackBerry Messenger, Twitter and Facebook – frightening new technologies that, like the pen and the human mouth, allow citizens to swap messages with one another. Some have even called for the likes of Twitter to be temporarily suspended in times of great national crisis. That’d be reassuring – like the scene at the start of a zombie movie where the news bulletin is suddenly replaced by a whistling tone and a stark caption reading PLEASE STAND BY. The last thing we need in an emergency is the ability to share information.

    – Charlie Brooker on the 2011 London riots

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  • "Initials" by "Florian KΓΆrner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian KΓΆrnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearCR
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    Nothing's new sub-brand, is supposed to read "CMF"
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    The sad thing is, they had enough vertical "pixels" to make a proper "F". πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ If they were worried it didn't look lowercase enough, just remove the top-left "pixel".

    Of course what they really need is for someone to shake them and yell "IT'S 2023, ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE DOT-MATRIX DISPLAY BULLSHIT", but what can you do.

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  • On a more serious note... try to be a bit kinder to yourself today. You're not lazy, you're doing your damn best.
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    Plus ADHD and depression are comorbid, so a lot of what we think of as "ADHD symptoms" might be depression symptoms? Idk just a thought πŸ˜ƒ

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  • Thanks WhatsApp, very cool
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    I sometimes get "You may have new messages" from WhatsApp πŸ˜…

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  • Why Mastodon?
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 90%

    In-sta-gram

    Although I'm only saying that to be contrarian, I do actually agree with you 😬

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  • What discontinued feature do you miss from phones or other technologies?
  • meejle meejle 1y ago β€’ 100%

    Squeeze to activate Google Assistant, from the Pixel 2 XL (and maybe others, I don't remember)

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  • ...Didn't think I'd ever get that gold achievement haha.

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    Then I went straight back to sleep. (As for why I'm posting it *here,* I guess the word "emigrate" just makes me think of the leathery people in strappy tops on *A Place in the Sun.* πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)

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    www.youtube.com

    Includes Apollo Justice, Dual Destinies, and Spirit of Justice. Available in 7 languages, with remastered art and assets. Heck yeah.

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