fjord_monkey 13h ago • 100%
A whole 10 days worth of cannon fodder!
fjord_monkey 6d ago • 50%
Nah I'm so left I would make AOC smell of fish. But I haven't met a Palestinian who was reasonable. My kid has two Palestinian classmates and they're both dicks. I am the sort of person to choose sides and specifically going after families and murdering children puts you firmly in the "them" category. So yeah I'm not shedding a tear over gaza.
fjord_monkey 3w ago • 100%
I'm tired of licking my arse... You do it!
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
So god's plan:
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Make the universe
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fill it with compassionate creatures
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make them suffer unimaginable torment, needlessly
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only grant them entry to a less shitty existence if they learn to appreciate the abuse. Otherwise extend their torment for eternity.
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profit
Am I missing anything?
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Tranny implies the switching of genders. This is more like muting the volume instead of changing channels.
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Meh old people are pretty much genderless. If she had tits she could probably stuff them into her socks at that point.
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Do you know how unhinged that sounds to someone who grew up without religion? Do you give your pets regular beatings to cleanse their soul? Put gravel in your kids shoes so they'll become a good person? Self flagellation doesn't make you a good person, it makes you insane (or kinky I guess ). Punishing someone for their imperfections doesn't make you loving, it makes you an asshole. Please explain why allowing someone to die slowly from cancer while vomiting their guts out from the chemo makes god a cool dude?
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Ok so technically it is. But, I kinda hoped pig flesh would be considered as food, legally speaking.
So what about if someone wraps a rasher of bacon round their knob and knocks one out?
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Well I haven't seen her genitalia, so I wouldn't know. But clearly you've seen so can I assume you dug her up for a poke?
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Nah I'm saying that if a parent subjected their kids to these trials of faith, CPS would remove their kids before you could say pedophile priest. If there is a god (massive if), then god's abusive and unworthy of acknowledgement let alone worship. If a being so powerful as to be able to create a universe from nothing with a snap of their fingers allows suffering to happen in their creation, then torture is the point of the system. Not cool. Either god's an asshole or he doesn't exist.
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Your dad didn't think that, while I was fisting him. I'm pretty sure he put the video on his OnlyFans, you should check it out.
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 100%
Go on, suck some girl dick! You might like it 😉
fjord_monkey 4w ago • 75%
Your not a man til You've shagged a tran!
fjord_monkey 1mo ago • 100%
Aren't most people in Finland atheist? At least according to Wikipedia it's around 55%.
fjord_monkey 1mo ago • 100%
SV. Rødt are a bunch of idealistic idiots, Senterparti don't understand that policies favouring agrarianism don't benefit the country in the grand scheme of things, arbeiderparti have sold out the working class, høyre and Frp are doing their best to turn Norway into the USA, venstre is responsible for privatising the rail network, green is not realistic, and KrF... Just no. Although none of the parties agree with my stance that Norway should have enough nuclear weapons to turn the entire Eurasian continent into a glowing lake. But Sosialistisk Venstreparti is the closest for most policies.
fjord_monkey 1mo ago • 100%
Pretty sure it has more to do with stuff like this
fjord_monkey 1mo ago • 100%
Both the people who tried to kill him were republians.
Fecal transplant for the win!
Plenty of sugar cane is grown in the states, why are you getting your sugar from corn.
So sad
Seriously, it's only polite.
There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.
Salto del pastor.
So I got my head scanned and lo and behold, fucking white matter lesions just superior to the claustrum in my frontal lobe. So that explains my executive dysfunction. Seeing as that can't be treated with ritts, what job should I do that doesn't require planning and organisation, but does pay the bills? I am not good at my current job and need to switch for my mental health.
Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.
Basically people upload a picture of their butt nuggets and the rest of the community rates it out of 10 according to quality and size.