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A concerned mother
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    faultyproboscus
    3mo ago 66%

    Ellipses as pauses is a leftover of telegrams which bled into the era of limited text messages(and/or charging by the text), because the financial incentives for long single messages were the same.

    In the era of unlimited texting, though, we've dropped that convention because it's extra keystrokes. In fact, we've even dropped the period at the end of sentences in texts because you can just hit the send button as a thought separator, sending multiple texts.

    Including the period is unnecessary extra information, so it is seen as formal at best or even a way to covey unhappiness, anger, or frustration.

    Hope this helps! Note that none of this applies to longer form messages like this one.

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  • I found this beauty on a Wednesday hike. Carried it for a few miles before leaving it in the park for the next stick enthusiast.

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    Maybe an injection or pill?
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    faultyproboscus
    5mo ago 87%

    You are going to kill someone.

    For anyone reading this - do not do this. There is a huge risk of aspirating on your own vomit and dying because you don't wake up due to the sleeping pill.

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  • There's no coming back from that
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    faultyproboscus
    6mo ago 100%

    Good to know that other manufacturers have added the foam! I miss how quiet the car was on the road. Last changed my tires in 2020, and I didn't see any all weather tires with dampening foam at the time in the size that I needed.

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  • There's no coming back from that
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    faultyproboscus
    6mo ago 100%

    Needing to replace tires sooner on my Model 3 is my lived experience. The factory tires wore out after 35,000 mi, when previously I had been getting new tires every 60,000 mi.

    I have never owned an SUV - I was comparing my tire longevity to my previous sedan, which admittedly was a compact.

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  • There's no coming back from that
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    faultyproboscus
    6mo ago 66%

    Are those the original tires from the factory?

    They wear out at 30-35k miles, just FYI. EVs weigh more than ICE cars sedans- it's harder on the tires.

    You can buy aftermarket tires that will last much longer, but you lose the internal foam that dampens road noise. Make sure you match the tire size. EVs require fairly specific heavy-load tires.

    Edit: this was experience with a Model 3 coming from a compact gas sedan as my previous car.

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  • Anon had a burger
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    faultyproboscus
    8mo ago 100%

    There are two separate cultures around asking for favors like this.

    In one, a person can ask for anything without being considered rude, but they are expected to not react negatively to being told 'no'.

    In the other, it is expected that you only ask for something if you're sure the answer will be yes. Asking for something to which you expect a rejection is rude in this culture. Also people tend to react negatively to being told 'no', as they were fully expecting a 'yes'.

    I grew up in the latter system, as it is what most of the western world uses. It requires far more social aptitude and ability to pick up on queues. It causes a ton of problems (especially with dating) and is a nightmare for anyone on the autism spectrum.

    This is a long way of saying: be careful of who you ask for random favors from. In a customer role it's fine, but it may not go well with friends/family.

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  • Not the worst offender
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    faultyproboscus
    8mo ago 100%

    "A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"

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  • How did you lose weight?
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    faultyproboscus
    8mo ago 66%

    That's not how metabolism works. You'd need to get into a starvation state before the number of calories getting burned changes significantly - and that takes a long time.

    If you actually need constant snacks throughout the day, you should get checked for diabetes.

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  • Why It Was Almost Impossible to Make the Blue LED
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    faultyproboscus
    8mo ago 87%

    Sure, but the company fronted the millions of dollars required to develop the technology. The investment needs to come from somewhere.

    That doesn't have to be a private company, though. We need public funding that retains the patent rights, if not just to make the invention free from licensing costs to manufacture.

    The insane thing about our current system is that we do have public funding, but private companies wind up with the patent anyway

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  • Trump popularity.
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    faultyproboscus
    9mo ago 100%

    Not to take away from your message, but what you've called out is under the umbrella of 'intersex' and genetic disorders, not necessarily trans. There can be large overlap between the two, but they are separate things.

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  • PlayStation To Delete A Ton Of TV Shows Users Already Paid For
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    faultyproboscus
    11mo ago 100%

    So that's what happened to my Blu-ray drive on my PC! I had to flash the firmware to a custom version for ripping to get it to read anything.

    That is incredibly shitty behavior. I'm putting the disk that I purchased into my own hardware. The studio already got my money from the sale, why the hell do they care?

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  • PlayStation To Delete A Ton Of TV Shows Users Already Paid For
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    faultyproboscus
    11mo ago 100%

    Nah. This would require an update be sent out to every blu ray player, which is not feasible unless they were all standardized to a single database or service for their license keys.

    Even if that were the case, which it's not, the device would need to connect to the internet for this scheme to work.

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