We live in a parkour society
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    I considered doing some green pepper but I thought that might be too niche

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  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    Found it online and added it in because I thought it was funny.

    I'm dating myself but way back in the day FOSS projects used to have whole sets of badges for you to put on your websites, graphics, or whatever to help "evangelize" for their software.

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  • We live in a parkour society
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    I figured the big crying Cenk and 15x more likes than there are people on earth would give ot away

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  • We live in a parkour society
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    Also who do I contact about making :cenk-cry: an emoji?

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  • We live in a parkour society
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    It's almost like I made it to make the libs seem out of touch and stupid.

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  • Days since last Rust Minecraft server
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    It's a play on words. Ferrum is the Latin word for iron and it rusts. And MC (Minecraft) in the end. So it becomes Ferrumc. Get it? 😄

    young-sheldon

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  • Programmer posts satire as part of their mental breakdown, and Reddit does what it always does
  • dannoffs dannoffs 4d ago 100%

    I don't have anything helpful to say but I also frequently hit the wrong volume button first when taking a screenshot.

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  • America has fallen, billions must fry.
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    The fry company is blaming the meal deals because they come with a small fry instead of a giant one lol

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  • Skinny jeans are like, so millennial lol!
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    Well I was the king of hipsters as a professional coffee roaster wearing long mismatched patterned socks, leather boots, raw denim, and novelty pattern button ups since like 2015 so I'm not sure I'm actually better off.

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  • Skinny jeans are like, so millennial lol!
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    I just learned about the mellinial sock thing the other day, and as a mellinial who's always worn longer socks I feel cool and young.

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  • Wow
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  • If you own a dog and you are taking that dog out on a walk and you see dog poop on the ground you are obligated to pick it up
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    personally I think dog ownership should be banned entirely

    I think we should make many homeless people's one source of companionship illegal because poopoo stinky.

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  • If you own a dog and you are taking that dog out on a walk and you see dog poop on the ground you are obligated to pick it up
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    The materialist analysis requires that I don't leave the free calories on the ground.

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  • If you own a dog and you are taking that dog out on a walk and you see dog poop on the ground you are obligated to pick it up
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    Brb, buying cargo shorts and a ticticool vest and loading them thousands of poop bags so I can walk to the park without being a reactionary.

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  • If you own a dog and you are taking that dog out on a walk and you see dog poop on the ground you are obligated to pick it up
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    I would run out of bags in 15 minutes if I picked up every dog poop I walked by.

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  • Wow
  • dannoffs dannoffs 5d ago 100%

    For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places.

    Ephesians 6:12

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  • they are transvestigating a statue.
  • dannoffs dannoffs 6d ago 100%

    This post is how I learned they were remaking Legacy of Kain

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNE
    neurodiverse dannoffs 2w ago 100%
    If you make a habit tracker and/or planner app that doesn't let you delete all of the example data at once I hate you.

    If I have to go through and delete or check off each of the 20 preset tasks one by one I am uninstalling your app

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    badposting dannoffs 1mo ago 100%
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    He's ranting on Elon Musk's X.com right now about how GDQ is the perfect example of "go woke, go broke" and that they should unban RwhiteGoose.

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    He told me to read Lenin

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    And yes I scrolled through your history before logging you out, your obsession with people faking mental illness on tik tok isn't healthy.

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    I found a TRS-80 Model 4 at Goodwill the other day and was anticipating having to spend some time fixing it up but it all just works. Even both disk drives and the LSDOS 6.3 floppy that was inside work like they're brand new. I have some parts on the way to make a cassette cable so I can load programs from my laptop instead of typing the basic in by hand. Any recs? If it matters it's one of the B&W (not green) ones with 128k RAM.

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    They did surgery on a grape

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