catsup 5d ago • 75%
Proprietary encryption key
What if the key was in a book? It would have to be protected by free-speech, which makes it uncensorable.
What if the key contents were used as hex values to make a flag? Would you censor a flag too?
No such thing as "proprietary encryption keys" exist.
catsup 1w ago • 100%
Look it up, most dogs eat poop.
catsup 1w ago • 100%
real
catsup 2w ago • 75%
"Must crack open"
crack open has negative connotations. "Must allow" is a much more neutral way to phrase it.
"Epic Judge"
The judge isn't epic’s, it's just the judge that happens to be dealing with this case.
catsup 2w ago • 29%
rofl at this title trying to victimize google for being monopolistic assholes
catsup 2w ago • 100%
Doesn't work on eternity lemmy client
catsup 2w ago • 100%
Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins
catsup 4w ago • 100%
Yeah, also most sites can't be downgraded to HTTP due to HSTS.
The "WiFi to rickroll" is still possible though!
catsup 4w ago • 100%
Context? Looking up "Tool" only shows definitions of the word tool lol
catsup 4w ago • 100%
Literally go live in the woods growing your own food.
catsup 1mo ago • 81%
Western countries (USA) often have rich economies, which means that the average person in said countries often has better access to high amounts of storage than people from impoverished countries. This makes it so it's not a priority for companies targeting that audience to optimize for disk space.
TLDR: Rich countries get beefy PCs, which get unoptimized games
A Meme. The first half shows a screenshot of the game "Banana" on Steam, showing how it weighs 1.89 Gigabytes. The second half shows a couple of native americans talking on a snowy landscape while inspecting footprints on the snow. Native A: A western game dev has been here. Native B: How can you tell? Native A: It weighs 1.89 Gigabytes.
catsup 2mo ago • 38%
Literally every single one of those statements is wrong
Since a lot of women have started to call their female friends "girlfriends", I have to wonder how women with actual girlfriends have been dealing with this lol
This is, of course, an exaggeration of the both of them. Each has its own use case in which it performs better than the alternative. In truth, I use ubo as much as I use reader view :)
I have no idea if this is actually real btw
By occupying or operating a Nissan vehicle you automatically agree to their dogshit ToS and privacy policy. You give Nissan the right to collect and sell the following data: "Name, email address, phone number, mailing address, geolocation, zip code, age, date of birth, driver’s license number, national or state identification number, citizenship status, immigration status, race, national origin, religious or philosophical beliefs, sexual orientation, sexual activity, precise geolocation, health diagnosis data, and genetic information, social security number as an employee, service or warranty information regarding vehicles, employment and related information, such as employee identification number National or State Identification Numbers, and dependent information for the administration of certain employee benefits or programs.. Also: Inferences drawn from any Personal Data collected to create a profile about a consumer reflecting the consumer’s preferences, characteristics, psychological trends, predispositions, behavior, attitudes, intelligence, abilities, and aptitudes Vehicle- and driving-related information: the vehicle’s operation including, without limitation, Vehicle Identification Number (VIN), geolocation and navigation information, speed and distance information, driving habit and style, battery use management information (for electric vehicles), battery charging history (for electric vehicles), battery deterioration information (for electric vehicles), electrical system functions, diagnostic trouble codes, maintenance conditions, software version information, and other data, your use of the vehicle and any corresponding services, websites and smartphone applications, vehicle status information (e.g., information about door locks, open doors, engine status, etc.), data about accidents involving the vehicle (e.g., the direction from which the vehicle was hit, and which air bags have deployed)." And that's just Nissan. Privacy Not Included* reviewed many other car brands in their report
Also wanted to mention Tails, but there was no space left for it :p
day 1 of reposting my favorite 196 memes on lemmy