She's not a head at all lmfao and we haven't always gotten along but she brought me this and said "I thought of you when I saw this"

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Proof we're living in a simulation
  • bizzle bizzle 2d ago 100%

    Can confirm that at least Target donates a LOT of food in my area, source being I was on the logistics team and literally watched trucks taking stuff to the food bank

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  • It's unstoppable
  • bizzle bizzle 2d ago 100%

    Where do you live? That's horrifying

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  • If I was selling a bag of flour and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?
  • bizzle bizzle 2d ago 100%

    Meth literally ruined my life, my kid's mom started doing that shit and it was a catastrophe. Fortunately I've been clean pretty much the whole time because meth is a shitty drug and I've picked up the pieces pretty well, I'm currently the happiest ive ever been.

    He's not though 😬 don't do meth. Don't hang out with people who do it. It's pretty much a hassle all the way around, and who needs that? Especially for a drug that makes you pick at your face and chain-smoke fucking gross ass Pall-Malls in the driveway for three straight days

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  • If I was selling a bag of flour and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?
  • bizzle bizzle 2d ago 100%

    I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that's when I stopped kickin it with him.

    Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don't talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he's out by now, complete with swastika face tats.

    To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.

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  • JD Vance Adviser Posted on Reddit for Years About Use of Cocaine, ‘Gas Station Heroin,’ Other Drugs
  • bizzle bizzle 3d ago 100%

    Trump is going to die in office and JD Vance will be the president. Jesus Christ could you even imagine a JD Vance presidency?

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  • Tech bosses think nuclear fusion is the solution to AI’s energy demands – here’s what they’re missing.
  • bizzle bizzle 3d ago 90%

    Lithium batteries and their associated wastes and byproducts are an ecological catastrophe though in fairness

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  • Hungry for Energy, Amazon, Google and Microsoft Turn to Nuclear Power | Large technology companies are investing billions of dollars in nuclear energy as an emissions-free source of electricity for AI
  • bizzle bizzle 4d ago 83%

    Well that is, indeed, wack. I appreciate your perspective, I can't believe I missed the "corporations lying for money" angle. I'm usually on top of it.

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  • Hungry for Energy, Amazon, Google and Microsoft Turn to Nuclear Power | Large technology companies are investing billions of dollars in nuclear energy as an emissions-free source of electricity for AI
  • bizzle bizzle 4d ago 100%

    Honestly, I know this is a polarizing issue, but nuclear is clean and pretty much safe and you don't need batteries for it. Lithium batteries of course being an ecological nightmare. Bring it on I say.

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  • Elijah Wood is precious
  • bizzle bizzle 4d ago 100%

    ProudFOOTS!

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  • “Ventoy” responds to blobs concern on GitHub with ChatGPT nonsense from a newly-created Lemmy account after sole maintainer’s vacation to China
  • bizzle bizzle 4d ago 80%

    Ventoy's "killer feature" is the ability to have multiple ISOs in a single drive, can Etcher do that? If so I'll switch, if not why not just use dd?

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  • Twitch Streamer Asmongold Banned After Racist Rant About Palestinians [Update]
  • bizzle bizzle 4d ago 100%

    That's true, I was in fact wholly unaware. Human history just gets worse the more you learn, huh?

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  • Twitch Streamer Asmongold Banned After Racist Rant About Palestinians [Update]
  • bizzle bizzle 5d ago 90%

    Hitler probably would not have supported a Jewish ethnostate

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  • Some things you can't live down
  • bizzle bizzle 5d ago 100%

    Haggis and fugu, that's food for cult eaters
    Jim Jones, Father Yod, Charles Manson, they're cult leaders

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  • In outreach to Black men, Harris to vow to legalize weed, protect crypto
  • bizzle bizzle 5d ago 100%

    I'm allowing this as it pertains to legalization news, but I will be watching these comments closely. Please respect our commandments.

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  • Hungry Lions
  • bizzle bizzle 1w ago 100%

    Some people are into that

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  • Last channel
  • bizzle bizzle 1w ago 100%

    I did the Wipeout Pure exploit in the days before the PSP had a real browser, it was AMAZING.

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  • Last channel
  • bizzle bizzle 1w ago 100%

    60 and 59, bro 😎

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  • After my harvest, I had a shit load of larf and trim. As we all know, when life gives you shitty larfy plants you bubble that shit and get high. The only problem is that now I have a bunch of grade A full melt hash and no way to smoke it. I don't dab, I don't vape, so I'm stuck rolling super joints that get you higher than the Apollo 11. Looking for a hash pipe- a real one that won't just melt your hash down the pipe- returns exactly one result. It's fine but not what I'm looking for. I think I'm going to craft one, I'll let you know how it goes. Anyway, hash! Love it? Never tried it? I'm sure nobody hates it but if you're a chronic contrarian tell me about how wrong I am!

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    This is the best weed I've ever grown, hands down. Look at it, for crying out loud. I smoke 10 joints a day, my tolerance is outrageous, and I've got the giggles right now like I was 15 again. It's not even dry all the way, let alone cured, and it's amazing. It tastes good, it's not even harsh. If you're on the fence about growing, do it. If you're on the fence about taking the party outside... DO IT. The sun is something like 1300W/m^2, and it's yours for free. You can just bring the sun home with you. Try getting 1300W/m^2 in your tent, you're going to be fighting heat for your whole cycle. Even you hydro guys should be getting in on this, maybe get a less shitty greenhouse than I did though. All my compost comes out of my yard and kitchen, and I mostly water with rainwater. I grew this for basically seed cost. If you've been following my grow, you'll know that I didn't do everything right and I had some struggles. I learned a lot this year and I expect next year's harvest to be bigger and bolder. I've also never trimmed this well, and I'm never doing it again. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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    I moved into a creepy old house earlier this year, and now I'm super excited to decorate it for Halloween. I'm looking for some Lovecraft inspired Halloween decorations. I was thinking about for instance writing "Cthulu fhtagn" on the wall in fake blood, maybe like a pentagram. But I'm looking for better ideas too. So I figured, where better to ask than here. Bonus points if it's hacked together on a shoestring budget. Respectfully yours, Bizzle

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    One of my plants got damaged in high winds so I chopped it yesterday. I'd give you a Bizzle for scale but I can't fit both of us in the frame 🙄 I'd reckon she's about 5 feet high, though, and I'm about 6 feet, so imagine I'm standing next to it but it's so massive and bushy that you can only see my feet and a few inches of calf. I have tremendous calves, I walk a lot and I never skip leg day, so feel free to let your imagination run wild. You may notice the root ball at the top. The reason is, I left it in a plastic nursery pot since January. I know that sucks, but the roots were coming through the holes so densely that I couldn't remove it without damaging them and I got scared. Next year, I'm going to use a paper pot so it breaks down in the soil and I wont have to worry about it. I think that would mitigate a lot of the problems I had. My whole house smells like weed, which I think is sweet. Mrs Bizzle, on the other hand, is paranoid as fuck that she's going to smell like it at work (she's a middle school teacher).

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    trees
    Trees bizzle 1mo ago 96%
    Getting close 🤞

    I don't know what day I'm on because I never pay attention to that sort of thing but this strain goes for 8 weeks so I'm prob going to harvest in early October.

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    The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy. He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks. Pretty cool park though!

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    It started as a zombiemyco bag which was birthed into a monotub when it started pinning. The shrooms that exist look good, but there's only a few of them. What could a shrooms farmer do next time to get a better flush?

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    My yard smells like weed lmfao

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    Old school in a deep fryer. On an unrelated note my chest hurts now...

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    Captured from my bedroom

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    Took this last night at sunset. Better pic of Chicago in comments.

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    It's actually a blessing in disguise that my greenhouse got obliterated because I would be running out of space in there. These are large and in charge. I'm a little nervous I won't have room to hang them.

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    No kids tonight so me and Mrs Bizzle (or Bizelle, as she hates to be called) made some special s'mores! I think they're 25mg a piece.

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    After a recent storm demolished my greenhouse, I #BuiltBackBetter with this shitty poultry fence that the previous owner left in my garage. Legally, it's a fence!

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    I'm out of compliance now, don't tell the police.

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    Finally got a weekend to ourselves so we came here for our honeymoon and it is ah-mazing. Is Michigan the promised land? In that fat ass joint is Bizzle's Own Organic Craft Cannabis. It's good, I'm very excited to harvest the rest of my plants in the fall.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearDO
    Doom Metal bizzle 4mo ago 85%
    Bong Wizard - Christ is Resin
    https://youtu.be/bFIWp5PKXfE?si=r0N8Tb4lAC1AKQNf
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    Please forgive my wack ass microscope

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