Cut my wrists and black my eyes!
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1w ago 100%

    I grew up and learned that we were poor

    Money talks

    But it never tells you love is more important

    That said, I'd probably be happier if I wasn't living in a basement with a single window.

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  • Switching back to Firefox
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1w ago 100%

    Ah, this just started in the last couple of weeks.

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    Traffic rule
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1w ago 100%

    Hell

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  • Anon has a plan
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    A couple of birth defects wouldn't matter much if you're walking around a penguin buffet. They'd be fine.

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  • Switching back to Firefox
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    I'm on Librewolf too. Recently its been fully signing me out of my extensions on every startup, so I can't just unlock bitwarden with my pin anymore. Anyone else run into this?

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  • Oof: Years before Steam, a Blizzard engineer wanted to turn Battle.net into a third-party game store, but was reportedly turned down
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 88%

    Well... No. Those cosmetics are part of the game. You should be able to unlock them through gameplay.

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  • Anon has a tough day at work
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 78%

    The gesture itself was nice, but the fact that he kept hard liquor in his desk to soothe employees at their breaking point was one symptom of the horrible culture at the company.

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  • Anon has a tough day at work
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don't work there anymore.

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  • iNaturalist | An non-profit run project with opensource software to collect & identify images of plants & animals
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    I'm a bird photography hobbyist and daily user of iNaturalist. I cannot overstate how great this site is. Everyone should check it out, its amazing to see what people are finding in your area.

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  • Thicc Roman Thighs
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    potentially sexy

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    Just Being Ruleal
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

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  • Sutle thinks he's Batman or something minding the driveway
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

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  • That hurts a little
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2w ago 100%

    What if, instead of leading humanity in a fight for survival against a diverse mix of alien races with complex social structures, he fought some apes on an otherwise uninhabited planet?

    Give this man a lead writing credit.

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  • Mazda's $10 Subscription For Remote Start Sparks Backlash After Killing Open Source Option
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 100%

    Weren't they one of the "build plastic engines and deny everyone's warranty claims" ones with Kia and Hyundai?

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  • Helene flooding in Swannanoa, NC
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 92%

    Oh the bright side, probably don't have to go to work on Monday.

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  • Threshold
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 100%

    I like this. Not sure if this was the intention, but it feels like looking up at the sky from in a grave. Weirdly peaceful.

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  • Anon enjoys life
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 100%

    So, having a kid will fix my mental health?

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  • typical german overengineering
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 100%

    How would caseless ammo work? "Sorry, I can't shoot. I have bullets but my gunpowder tank is empty."

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  • Donors
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3w ago 100%

    smelting orphans

    Haven't heard that one before. Had a hearty chuckle.

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  • If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke
  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4w ago 93%

    Worth noting that whenever the subject comes up, people will defend the Stormcloaks, praising Ulfric's fight for the province's right to self-govern and-

    Wait.

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  • cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13622977 > In the trash, immediately! In. The. Trash. Can't fucking stand this

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    Taken in Kelowna, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    Curious if anyone has seen this before. Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    Taken at Brydon Lagoon, Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14755626 > Guys, think this is legit?

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    How many herons can you see?

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    A very cool moment. I don't know much about hummingbirds, but my best guess is Anna's? Near Vancouver, BC.

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18461360 > ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.ca%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fa603ad94-4f97-4681-8060-d56b0aeb813a.jpeg) > > ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.ca%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fbb3a73d8-a385-4e3e-b950-98f5b955fb5d.jpeg)

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    ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a603ad94-4f97-4681-8060-d56b0aeb813a.jpeg) ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/bb3a73d8-a385-4e3e-b950-98f5b955fb5d.jpeg)

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    I've been dailying the same Mint install since I gave up on Windows a few years ago. When I was choosing a distro, a lot of people were saying that I should start with Mint and "move on to something else" once I got comfortable with the OS. I'm comfortable now, but I don't really see any reason to move on. What would the benefits be of jumping to something else? Mint has great documentation and an active community that has answers to any questions I've ever had, and I'm reluctant to ditch that. On the other hand, when I scroll through forums, _Distro Hopping_ seems to be such a big part of the "Linux experience." What am I missing?

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    Also answers to Beaner, Wiener, Fart Dealer, Garbage Eater, Garbage Girl, Meatloaf, Black Forest Ham and, occasionally, Boner.

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    Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze. I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in. I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me? Thanks

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    I don't want to get into a whole argument about him here, so I'll just say that I'm having a harder time separating the art from the artist and am taking it as an opportunity to expand my horizons. I love that his music feels larger than life. Genuinely interesting beats with way more creativity than 90% of the other stuff I hear. The big echoing choir vocals get me every single time. Honestly, I miss listening to him more as a producer than a rapper. Who else can I check out that might scratch that itch?

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    [Our developers deserve a living wage, too.](https://join-lemmy.org/donate)

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    All I need is something to trim time off the ends of a video and knock it from 1080p down to 720p.

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