rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

Full post here: https://www.tumblr.com/brightlotusmoon/727204642739617792 Posting this to make up for accidentally posting a dog whistle earlier. Oops

@LegoRacers2 You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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Looking for new mods for this Community

Hey all, I've not been putting as much time into Lemmy as I thought I would, so I'm requesting applications for new mods! There isn't really anything to do in terms of reactive moderation, there's almost never any reports etc, but a proactive approach to growing the community, encouraging posts, and all that sort of thing would be great. Let me know below if you are interested!

Just a reminder that reporting posts you don't like (or that you disagree with, or that are disagreeing with you) but that do not break any rules is a waste of my time and yours. Downvote and move on. Repeat offenders will be banned.

Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are. Something is afoot. Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

kimoramay-deactivated20170907 I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was "l hear, I see, I learn" Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "l hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco wonderfulworldofmichaelford Obserwuj What the f ck that's the best school motto ever change it back copperbadge Obserwuj Your yearly reminder that "l learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno"

Amy 16h @lolennui. bsky. social (me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao

Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

Brent @SkyCladBrent: Imagine there being a website so popular that game console manufacturers put a dedicated button on their controllers to take and post screenshots and then you fuck the website up so much that they disable it ) Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica · May 9: As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to X (formerly Twitter) from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. Find out more: ninten.do/6010YVr2a

The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

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