Alas it would have been ready had mother Siamora not ruined the roast!

This is exactly what I was thinking. You wouldn't need every new iteration. They'd be smart to do it in such a way that lets you upgrade it like you would do a regular PC as opposed to people throwing their old phones out just to get one that's marginally better 2 years later.

Why can't they both be right?

So I did the inevitable thing and asked ChatGPT what he should do... this is what I got:

Get

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"I'd like to be a tree" 🌲

Could easily make it part of the experience.

"Here's your food, I hope you fucking choke on it you cunt"

I'd go 👍

"Tap to Sieg Heil!"

Incel dolphin turns to bestiality 👍

'Coffee, coffee, coffee" also works 👌

Natürlich! Für mich, Ich lerne Deutsch!

Mein Deutsch ist schlecht, für jetzt, aber Ich lerne alle Tag!

I've probably made several bad grammatical errors in that, but I'm getting there. I've been learning for 6 weeks!

I think you're being optimistic about the number of people who both use adblockers and who care enough to switch browsers.

Heard this argument a few weeks ago which stunned me. This woman was being interviewed about her thoughts regarding nearby farm land being used to build new homes. She retorted along the lines of: "I don't see why we need all this farm land anyway, you can buy your food from the store!"

I died a little hearing that.

It's me. I'm that guy. They're in a garden 👍

You can't suck at duck 💕

You can fuck with ducks, however

Ja, Deutschland ist ein Ort...

Are you taking the piss, Karen? 😂

I love a good charge back on a credit card.

Thankfully I haven't had to do it often, but it's nice to know I can ❤️

Basically this

Sadly this is how it works. Now imagine you're one of the millions of people who absolutely wouldn't care to dive deeper into this and just argue from the rooftops that he's a brilliant person.