I know everyone is wondering and waiting for my answer, so I've got to say that of course I'm going to watch the Peter Griffin episode of Hot Ones. I'm fucking hype, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

My old cat once brought a live mouse into my room and it ran away

I guess I think it's healthier as cucumber, with more fiber. But I have no idea if that's true.

i work at the sex meme store

where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw

Just go ahead and eat half a sliced cucumber with salt and pepper on a plate why not

what could that do

Mad Men is so funny Don Draper sleeps with a stewardess by telling her it's his birthday

Pick something that ends in an "ee" sound so that they recognize their name when you call.

I'm so tired

My favorite REM song

Fuck umpires

Remember after the debate when Biden was being obstinate about dropping out and he made appearances wearing a lot of bronzer and it looked like he was turning into Trump? And now Trump is turning into Biden. It's like...IDK like Bergman's Persona or Villeneuve's Enemy or something.

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amber whataboutism volcel police

It's completely insane to me that the Israelis actually released the video of Sinwar's death, along with a bunch of details that confirmed that he died fighting until his last breath on the front lines. Do they not understand how that looks?

LFG GUARDIANS!!!

That was some great baseball. Fuck the Yankees.

I wish deleted posts would just disappear.