The artist is Tatsuki Fujimoto, the author of Chainsaw Man.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 97%

I'm disappointed in the Left's lack of priority in their overall takes on the current Israel/Palestine conflict

Captain America: Brave New World is coming out in 2024 (next year), and the MCU is introducing the character, [Sabra.](https://scontent-ord5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305757650_10159118043992689_8969726375177979556_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=YS-FYoYDaFEAX_S7KJA&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-1.xx&oh=00_AfAL13lzMCcRUTXR6Xvx71m5mAGAYPgilc9UQVox1qbUyg&oe=6534B823) In case you didn't click the link, Sabra is an Israeli superhero that basically wears the Israel flag as her costume. This conflict could delay the movie since marvel likes calling their Captain America movies "political thrillers". I am so mad why would Hamas do this. Now, Marvel has to restructure their film so that it's not outdated. Sadly, the budget is going to go through the roof now since they have to add like an hour-and-a-half of CGI of Captain Israel going 9/11 on buildings and hospitals in Gaza. I just want the fighting to end so we can go back to how things were before, capekino paradise.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 100%

Yesterday my boss told me that I am the laziest person she ever seen in her life

"How do you even live life" I'm I the most powerful communist?

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 100%

September 11th, 2023: A Retrospective

[All I wished for was for the New York Jets to win their opening game of the season.](https://hexbear.net/post/566405) Little did I knew that tragedy was going to strike that faithful day. What the fuck man. Aaron Rodgers got injured in the first 4 fucking minutes of the game. In the first game of the season. His Achilles exploded. On September 11th. What the FUCK. THIS MAN IS 39. This December, 40. At best he'll be back in a year, at worst (and more likely) he just retires after recovering. Two New York NFL teams played against each other this 9/11. Both teams somehow lost. The New York Giants lost 40 - 0 on the previous day to the fucking Cowboys but fuck the Giants who cares 9/11 literally happened to Aaron Rodgers. I was so high off the win (on probably what will be a top 5 Jets game of all time) it took me over 10 hours to fully grasp the scope of the scenario.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 93%

Tomorrow is September 11th, you know what that means

The New York Jets are playing their first game of the season. Please, give all your energy to them winning. Vote Jet no matter fret. This franchise is so fucking cursed. Second year in a row the NFL scheduled the first game for them on 9/11. We can't draft. We don't even play in New York. They play in New Jersey. The New York Jets has its home stadium in New Jersey. Tomorrow is going to be us vs. the Buffalo Bills. They aren't shit. I'm fucking tired of everyone saying they're contenders when every year they get slightly worse. Their logo is straight ass. They are named after a type of hot sauce, that proves they aren't shit.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 92%

A Mad Men-style advertising bit

(Don Draper impersonation) Imagine...a patient laying down on a bed, waiting on the soothing comfort of a visiting family member. In comes their hard-hat Johnny, who after barging in rips out his own uncle's IV bag and starts sucking the soul out of it. He lets go of the shriveled depleted IV bag as he watches life seep out of his uncle's visage. That, good gentleman, is the tagline, "Don't do the unthinkable, grab a Drinkable®" 

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 95%

Can we stop making fun of 9/11 here?

That was one of the biggest tragedies in recorded history. Do you even know what it did to the economy? It was like Black Monday on a 5x multiplier. The World Trade Center, keyword TRADE. This isn't pokemon shit, this is real-world stocks and dollars. The portfolios were ruined. The next time you laugh at that, think about the human beings that had their vacation bonuses decimated that day. Think about how the economic blow made countries like China catch up to us. Just think about that.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 98%

I thought for weeks Fediverse was a bit

I thought the move to lemmy was like a linux/server thing (I am not mainframe literate). I read the message saying "you are not logged in, sign up with a Fediverse account" and thought it was a bit about how the feds lurk this site. I somehow avoided all this lemmy talk up until seven days ago.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 100%

I uncovered Glorp Shitto lore (almost died obtaining this)

From what I could decipher (George Lucas has really bad handwriting), during Anakin Skywalker's podracing thing, there was this alien trying to walk with his family but the racing thing was in the way. He yelled "hey, I'm glorping here!" Soon after Anakin, while his vision was briefly impaired, runs over and kills the alien's family. It's to be noted that Lucas purposely never gives this alien a name in this book. He just refers to him as the "man with no name". Tragic stuff. So then during a time skip you see the alien with a sniper rifle look deeply into the scope of his gun. You see a lone jedi. The trigger gets pulled and all the alien says is "shitto". He comes down to monologue to the dying jedi and begins to harvest their blood. More than half of the pages I could gather was literally just Glorp Shitto sniping jedi knights, saying shitto, and collecting the blood for midi-chlorians. It accumulates in him replacing his blood with jedi blood to use the force. Intense stuff. Lucas states that he never intended for viewers to view him as a murderer, and how killing jedi is not productive to the plan because that just makes them martyrs. No, Glorp Shitto's true plan was to use the force to mess with jedi's organs so that they shit their pants. Forced public shitting. That's why his catchphrase is "shitto". It's like poetry, it rhymes. Shakespearian stuff. So much of the rest of the pages is him going across the galaxy and making every jedi shit their pants in very public places. The jedi council devotes all their time and energy to stopping this. By focusing so much on trying to save their public image, they let fascism blossom. They send Anakin to stop the shitter and Glorp Shitto knows he is going to die but doesn't care because he made the person that slaughtered his family shit his pants and jedi robes. He used all the force he was able to muster in order to make a shit explosion. Just like when he was little, Anakin was again blinded, but this time it was with his own shit. Using the force to choke him out, the alien's last words were, "I got the last glorp".

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 96%

How to defeat Hexbear tankies in arguments

I fucking hate tankies and so should you, these are the steps to wreck them in internet battle. Step 1: Mention Star Trek. Tankies love this shit. It's one of the only things that give them joy. They call it "communism in space". Trust me, they go feral for this shit. Step 2: Ask them if they like the original stuff. They should say yes, because it's pre-9/11 Trek and that makes it valid. Step 3: Put on some Jojo music because this is when they begin to lose. Step 4: Tell them that the original Star Trek film was actually the first movie tie-in with McDonald's Happy Meal. This is the ultimate sin because Mickey D's and their "happy" meal is everything all factions of tankies hate. This would retcon Star Trek as unbased and capitalist cringe. Step 5: The targeted tankie gets depressed that they can no longer have TTG play in the background in their life. They get so depressed, they stop bullying you online. Step 6: This is how you stop tankies online

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 94%

About posting hog

I can't. Every fucking night they come and bother me about "posting hog posting hog". I don't even know what that means nowadays. I hide myself under the sheets but that only makes them come closer. "Pig poop balls pig poop balls". LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I'm tired of hearing about this pig shit. Every day, my head bumping and pulses about posting hog. I can't think. I can barley breathe. They come to me at my work. Pull me aside. Show me pictures of pigs with oversized balls with shit on top of them. I can't take it no more. My eyes feel unclean. If pork if unclean than so is the ball of pig I tell myself. I rub isopropyl alcohol onto my eyes just to get the filth of hog out, only then I feel clean. They mock me. Tell me "oink oink" "post hog oink oink". Every fucking day I almost die from drowning in the hog.

chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 100%

AI has gone too far


chapotraphouse GottiGoFast • 1y ago • 100%

The Italian racism I see online nowadays is getting out of control

After all we gave them, why? We give a them the pizza. We give a them the Super Mario. We give a them the pepperoni. We give a them the baked ziti. We give a them the pasta. We give a them the meatball sub. We give a them the meatball. We give a them the Goodfellas. We give a them the Luigi's Mansion. We give a them the Da Vinci. We give a them the Wario Land. We give a them the Wario Ware. We give a them the unlimited breadsticks. We give a them the Psycho Waluigi. We give a them the stuffed crust. We give a them the Godfather 1 AND the 2. We give a them cannoli. We give a them garlic knots. We give a them Sopranos on the HBO. We give a them John Travolta's Gotti. We give a them the risotto. We give a them the pizza part from Chuck E. Cheese. We give a them everything and yet they pay us back with racist hand gestures. Mama mia.