What if they make him close lmao

Imagine being the secret service guy tasked with keeping ice away from the fryer

Catholic weddings I've been to have been fine but I went to a Lutheran one earlier this year and that was just horrific

Every man who gets away stays alive to rebuild later. Every man who gets caught extends the war and dies for nothing.

In one of Tolkien's letters, he specifically says that if Gollum had been redeemed as much as he could, he would have taken the ring and jumped into Mt. Doom voluntarily.

I've had issues with seagate drives in the past, luckily I had just bought it so I refunded it. I think it's just a general issue with the brand that some of the drives just break

He can still win, but only if everyone spells "Robinette" right

My parents have a Keurig and I don't want to use the pods so I just use it for hot water and learned to like tea

On your point about questioning whether gender exists, I personally never thought it did. It took talking with trans people for years to finally get that it is real, I just don't have it. I had been treating it like a kind of astrology.

Looking down the barrel of a new war worse than any this century thus far, at that

Reagan was a bullet through the brain of the political class, it just took people a while to notice the smell

Critics and audiences don't know what's good for them

It's either play dress-up with tourists or go back to the 9-to-5 office job

Could also go with "Tony"

My "Doesn't Have a Problem with Women" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

This movie is a solid 8/10 film about Arthur Fleck, the structural and personal cruelty he's faced, and the way the people around him refuses to recognize his humanity, even as they lavish attention on Joker.

It's a shame because it's one of the best superhero movies I've seen since Endgame

When I first heard the phrase "performing gender" my first thought was that it sounded like a pain in the ass and I didn't want to be on stage

Damn, he really is like my dad