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I regret to inform you that you are not the first person to think of this
FlakesBongler
5h ago
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Literally wore a KMFDM shirt that day
FlakesBongler
5h ago
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They put out like 3 albums about how awful George W. Bush was and they're all pretty good
Time to start committing all the toilet crimes
FlakesBongler
7h ago
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Nope, they're very revolutionary-branded
FlakesBongler
1d ago
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I still remember when they downgraded the claim from bulletproof to "resistant to subsonic rounds"
Which in actual terms means it's not bulletproof
FlakesBongler
1d ago
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Spoilers: burden of proof
I'm dead
I'm flat out on the floor
The worms are coming for me
FlakesBongler
1d ago
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Lol, someone lives in Massachusetts
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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Time to start up the "Down with Cis" bus for real
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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Braver than the troops 
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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FlakesBongler
2d ago
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What kind of soup?
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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FlakesBongler
2d ago
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Rambling Grandpa is my favorite
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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Apparently doesn't brush his teeth either
FlakesBongler
2d ago
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Good to see those egg council creeps didn't get to you too
FlakesBongler
3d ago
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You could always stich 'Fuck' onto it
FlakesBongler
3d ago
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You can
The situation in Palestine is but one of many fronts in the struggle for a better world
We do what we can, where we can
FlakesBongler
3d ago
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Learning how to cook from the Cool Whip™️recipe book is a hell of drug
FlakesBongler
3d ago
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Had to use a tank to bring him down
Damn
`I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock` # `I NEED SCISSORS` # `61!`
Thank goodness we live in a time where we know how to treat our owls
Actually, no i didn't, I lied... I'm so, so sorry 
The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him Coincidence? I think not
My partner was watching a show and this popped up, made me cackle First person to guess gets a single non-monetary favor from me
Why didn't anyone warn me having my gallbladder removed would make me a white man?  I can never call anyone a  again
So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway I'm *sort of* tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes
**Flowers for Algerbong** Yes, I am sorry, I am fairly high right now
 [Literally one of two subs I still check on and it's reminding me why that is](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/18dqmgc/destiny_now_censors_pete_parsons_in_textchat/)
Uh, let me be The Fear
: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!  : Lick my ass  : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!
sorry, it was blueberry