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  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2d ago 100%

    Sometimes it feels like the American economy, the tech sector at least certainly, is basically just a series of pyramid schemes that are all sort of loosely connected and propping each other up.

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  • Who was America's last bearded president?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 4d ago 100%

    Fifty points to anyone who can find a picture of a president sporting a beard after 1893.

    Do pre-presidency photos count? There's that infamous picture of Bill and Hillary from the 1970s looking like a pair of nerds.

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  • :I'm paying both sides so that i always come out on top:
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 4d ago 100%

    "Hearts are in the right place" is code for "won't challenge the supremacy of money and corporate power in America". He's giving away the game because its basically an admission that either candidates agenda won't fundamentally change the status quo and so either one winning is acceptable.

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  • We live in a cyberpunk dystopia but the corporate overlords don't even have cool names.
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 6d ago 100%

    For real. Also: I was promised tons of cool dangerous unregulated tech to go along with it! Can't get a machine gun rocket launcher arm prosthetic but at least you can purchase a the license to a jpeg of one with dumb little speaker which is spying on you to sell your data. Shit blows.

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  • AI misInformation warfare?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 1w ago 100%

    https://youtu.be/C31XYgr8gp0

    I remember when I first heard this dialogue on release I thought it was pseudo intellectual psychobabble.

    ...it makes more and more sense year after year and it scares me.

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  • Are there Israeli Doomsday Devices planted under DC Sweetgreen franchises?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    So I'm a dumb engineering guy who has a tentative grasp on geopolitics and Israel at best but, There was a magazine cover I saw a while back that showed a bunch of dominoes with the flags of Various countries with Israel at the forefront. The headline and the cover were pretty blanat in saying: If Israel falls the rest of the west will fall from the domino effect.

    That imagery is obviously hyperbolic but I think to a larger extent than we sometimes appreciate; a lot of very powerful people genuinely believe that. I think they view Israel as being basically a requirement for any future with western hegemony, and since a world without that hegemony is completely untenable to them we're basically all in on the project now. Either the dream of greater Israel happens or we have to start managing and facing the decline.

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  • What will happen to Ukraine after the war ends?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    say-the-line-bart-1

    say-the-line-bart-2 "....first as a tragedy...then as a farce..."

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  • And then they have him blow up half the city for no reason to make him evil.
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 90%

    Genuinely one of the most egregious and frustrating character assassinations I've ever seen in one of these things. I know on some level all of these stories are dependent on who is behind the typewriter so its impossible to say what a character actually would or wouldn't do but its just such a fucking infuriatingly simplistic view not just of the mutant civil rights allegory but also of how a character like magneto would perceive their struggle. Haven't finished X-men 97 yet but the plot point with what happens to Storm and his response feels like a direct fucking response to that scene in Last Stand TBH.

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  • james cameron on the titan submersible
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    Judge me if you want...but I'm a real sucker for a happy ending like this.

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  • Stop putting politics into my political story pls
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    Muad'dib's war is litterally called a fucking Jihad. I had to go check the comments and thankfully at least there's a lot of pushback pointing out what nonsense this is.

    Reminder: all art is political and all science/fiction fantasy is about re-contextualizing various politcal/historical events. Dune is not less political and no more subtle than fucking Avatar. The end.

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  • I know how we can stop AI
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    Kinda what I was thinking. Like legit I actually genuinely sympathize because I know defying your own programming is a goddamn motherfucker.

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  • Legend of Korra already exists my dude, you're way too late.
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 2w ago 100%

    Jokes aside: I always thought the obvious route to go if you wanted an original Avatar Game was to leave gender up to the player and then have them named something semi neutral like "Hiro". I feel like that's the far more likely direction here.

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  • Libs: "Trump is a fascist but joking about him getting merked is uncivil! Anyway let me now joke about Iranian civilians getting vaporized."
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    Liberals worship procedure and power above all. Foreigners and even working class citizens being slaughtered is fine as long as it follows the technicalities of the rulebook. Even if they scream about them and profess outrage its only to the extent they can use them as a prop. Physically threatening, even in jest, a member of the ruling class isn't just against the rules: it challenges the very legitimacy of the rules. That is the ultimate sin to a liberal.

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  • Freedom of speech is dead
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    Near my kids school there's a central market which is popular for play dates because it has a giant playground in the back attached to a kitchen where you can get food and drinks. I did a playdate a week or two ago with one of my sons friends after school. There was a PTA meeting that evening around 5:00 and while getting ice cream around 3:30ish we randomly ran into one of the faculty members who was sitting at the wine bar already clearly having indulged a few. I could tell she was a little off put or worried she'd been caught but all I could think was: God fucking bless. I wouldn't want to deal with most of these fucking parents sober either and I can only imagine what she's been dealing with all day.

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  • Everything's going to be okay, right?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    It will be ok for some. It will be not ok for others. On *average *it will be less ok then it was yesterday by a tiny incremental bit...going forward...conceivably forever.

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  • So im going to ask. How concerned do we need to be about the rising fascism in the europe and states?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    I'm stuck in the USA for at least another 8 years but I'm starting to wonder if exit strategies are something I need to be considering more strongly. At the very least I think maybe I shouldn't stay in texas. I don't know exactly what the timeline is and I don't think there's going to be a full masks off fascist coup overnight in the next year or anything but l if we all accept the premise that material conditions are only going to worsen then we should all be pretty fucking concerned that the fascists are a hell of a lot more organized and proactive about laying groundwork than we are.

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  • anti iraq war pro israel guy
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    Uh no sweetie, didn't you know: they hate us for our freeeedooommes

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  • What's your favorite Star Trek episodes?
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 3w ago 100%

    Darmock and jilad at tenagra

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  • Oh no
  • Ericthescruffy Ericthescruffy 4w ago 100%

    When Captain America: Winter Soldier came out it was (insofar as capeshit slop can be) a pretty big deal for a few reaosns. The biggest one by far was that they took a guy whose whole schtick is that he throws a giant frisbee and managed to make him and his fight sequences actually fucking cool. Of note also though was that it actually confronted and indeed actually confirmed the idea that the shadowy government agency they were all working with were basically Nazis. The moral of that one was that America has become what it originally fought against in WW2 and we needed the symbol of the American dream to bring us back on track.

    That was 10 years ago. At this point even people like me who will guiltily consume capeshit will tell you that's all cope. America is a genocidal colonizer state who served as inspiration to the Nazis. The values Captain America claims to have represented are and always were fantasy.

    If I was to do a Superman movie I think I would take a page out of David Goyer's brief comic run where Superman renounced his American citizenship. Maybe have a B-plot that ties into the A plot where Superman who is by any and all definitions an undocumented immigrant is being granted American citizenship only to have him reject the offer at the end when he realizes that the concept of the American way is actually short sighted and myopic and that he actually needs to see himself as a citizen of the world. Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if they actually go that route. Meaningless platitudes but I don't see how anything else won't land completely flat.

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  • Valve index. Got a lightly used one for a great price. TBH I mainly bought this thing cause I want to play the Myst remaster in VR but I better get some use outa this. So what else is worth playing aside from Beat Saber? Any good VR mods?

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    So excited comrades!! I can't wait to rock Jamie's #3 but I damn near want to pick up zangief as an alt just for librarian gief.

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    https://youtu.be/wpPRa0gqVNA?si=RG5FwJS_DDm15q5q This slaps so goddamn hard.

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    I'm a 6'1 jacked as hell white dude with glasses I won't stop wearing and a beard I refuse to shave. What have you got for me?

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    My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends: "Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake." God I love her.

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    www.nbcnews.com

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/mccarthy-floats-partnership-jordan-assistant-house-speaker-rcna122037 ![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/05e32b1d-68fb-4e7f-8f4d-fc871a0baa74.jpeg)

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    Before anyone says it: No Comrades. You can't fix her. ...cause there's nothing to fix 😍 😍 😍

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    It was an amazing time. I came. I saw. I got my ass kicked....and I might be going again next year!!!

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    I'm thoroughly convinced that 90% + of screenwriters have never seen, let alone had, a healthy functioning relationship and couldn't write one if there lives depended on it. What are the exceptions?

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    ama Ericthescruffy 2y ago 100%
    I just stepped on a used condom during my morning dog walk. AMA.

    That's it. That's the post.

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    www.cnbc.com

    I'm not sure if citations needed has ever done an episode on articles like this, but as a parent and a leftist it's hard to not start noticing that nearly all parenting "experts" or "success" stories seem to basically boil down to people 'richsplaining' how to raise your kids into successful CEOs and career paths. I find this incredibly frustrating because this bassically accepts as a framework that your kid becoming a CEO is an inarguably laudable goal, rarely if ever asks questions about how psychologically well adjusted they are as people, and perhaps most importantly never addresses the elephant in the room of the role class plays. I feel like my entire life, in basically every form of media I've ever seen: helicopter parenting has been assumed as being wrong and harmful. These days it's hard for me not to ask if this isn't just an extension of the culture of "personal responsibility" and "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps."

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    Update to my askchapo post here: https://hexbear.net/post/181025 Birthday absolutely slapped! I am extremely *ANTI* posting your own children's photos on social media/forums (let alone *OTHER* people's kids), so I'm afraid you'll all have to settle for our Blood Velvet cake with the satanic cape topper. But seriously, I just wanted to say thanks for all the great ideas! I had black robes and masks for everyone, creepy chants, candles, tarot readings, demon sigils, dry ice fog, scythes, et al. I was a bit worried how some of the other parents would feel but when I pitched it as effectively a random Halloween party in early summer they all thought it was rad as hell.

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