There's only one thing democrats are good for:

They serve as a constant reminder to tons of edgy chanlords that right-wing =/= cool and edgy.

Oh cool, a notification! I wonder what joyous comment my fellow Hexbears have left me!

Oh....I'm getting dunked on for a typo

While the ideal would be Claudia De La Cruz winning the presidency, the least bad thing to happen would be a Trump presidency but the Dems take both chambers of legislature so he can’t do anything.

EDIT: WHY DID I SAY GLORIA! I MEANT CLAUDIA! I MEANT CLAUDIA! STUPID BRAIN

And I thought the GOP was for embracing being the 4chan party.

Really cool and good that one half of the US are fully ok with giving up the ghost on what the west is deep down: nihilistic 4chan edgelords that would gladly watch the world burn for a cheap laugh. The other side are deeply uneserious, incompetent dolts that get off on their own growing irrelevance and proudly self-infantilize.

And the 4chan nihilists are winning.

"It should have been ME! Not her!"

The cracker doth protest too much methinks.

Is it just me or do Chinese people get the same flavor of racism from crackers that "DA JOOZ" do? Can someone ELI5 why?

Maybe? Brewing? It's been here since like 2008.

Just tax land values and do the opposite of what wall street wants, problem solved.

"The Holocaust? Slavery? You untersmench need to learn to forgive and forget!"

If we all are expected to put up with you babies and your nonstop calling us of slurs, I think you can handle being made to think there's more to the world than your spoiled ass.

but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

"This American Jingoist will sabotage the US from the inside to bring justice to the global south!"

Troll or Fed? Call it now.

Must be nice to live in a country where people are actually put to work instead of your choice of unemployment or two minimum wage jobs (and even then good luck getting an interview) because porky is way too picky to hire anymore.

Umm, isn’t it HER turn?

Definitely.

How naive I was to think Mr. KKKrabs was just a cartoon caricature. Critical support to plankton for disrespecting IP laws, but it was still petit-bourgeois pork-on-pork violence.

It'll confuse voters

Translation: "You poors are too STUPID to know how to vote!"

If I hit 30 and I'm still unemployable, I'm just probably going to become a right-wing grifter.

Comrades in the tech industry, is there anything even worthwhile about the industry?

I'm starting to get the feeling I should just go back to college after no luck finding work, but if tech is like this I think I might want to F off.

Exactly. I'm bi, who DOESN'T hate us? Hamas can just join the club. Call me a Duginist, but I'll begrudgingly support my lesser ops over my greater op.

: "YOU UNTERSMENCH! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO EXTERMINATE ZE JOOZ AND ZE GAYS!"

Yeah, real sweet of you, Hitler. What are you, my older brother? "Never bully my little brother, that's MY job!" ahh mf.

It’s always weird how they whine about DEI but also demand that there should be MORE discrimination in business.

Like bro, white men invented DEI and started it for themselves. These business owners are so compelled to discriminate they do these programs because they literally cannot trust themselves NOT to discriminate.