We should all strive to become reddit fucksmiths

I don't think you all understand, the T-Mobile CEO has a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which is a responsibility to act in their best interests and their sole interest is making money. If the CEO doesn't turn over every stone to find a way to make money or reduce costs, they're breaking the law.

Oh wait, you all do understand this horseshit better than most. Lemmy is my sane place 🥰

Can no one else manufacture semaglutide?

Lol I never noticed that before!

Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese...

The episode is called Rosebud. Burns and Smithers broke into the house and their plan of attack was to crawl on the ceiling with suction cups on their hands and knees to steal Burns's childhood bear when homer gets up in the middle of the night to eat 64 slices of American cheese. Which he does all night.

Yup, and it makes the car look more future-ish to impress potential buyers! It's a win for shareholders and a loss for safety and ease of use.

For a moment I thought you were going to say "doing God's work"

Ut! Aurelia Borealis?

I remember seeing some of her content previously, so I searched for "quesadilla" on YT. She wasn't too far down the list.

Probably this https://youtu.be/6ZxOv5emrRg

Ehh we can and should do better than T9. ...but then the phone might start to become fun to use, drawing you back in... Bring back T9!

They should relocate their headquarters again, just too close to the factory still

Lol, if that's a feature now, Google has hid it 😞

Pfft, our moon is bigger. You're just a big ass comet that can't even do that right to get a tail.

I think it's also in reference to people getting fired over zoom. Also, it could be referencing how gen z will record their firings now and post them to tiktok to shame the company, LOL. I love gen z!

Dude passed away in 2016. 🫡

I feel sorry for those with tech OCD, it should be 128TB.

Like most of you, my brain ingests random things and chews on them to produce weird nonsensical things, like when I go to the Midwestern US supercenter chain Meijer, I say if it somehow went into deep space, went through a black hole, and returned two hundred years later, it would be known as M'jer.

I think of this every time I'm there.

Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese

It should also be said, "It's hard to be a Theist when you're taking a stroll through a cemetery with 100+ year old tomb stones where every other one is a dead child."