I’ve been reading 1960s menus all afternoon. May I have the veloute windsor and the ham delight sausage?

“Bring me the toes of a parking inspector”

Dude, ikea fail?! Such disapoint.

Wheee! Thanks

A complicated pineapple rum thing please

Craft prepping for the big Halloween window. Sure hope the theme isn’t too obscure ☠️

Hippo birdies Tommy 🦐🍤

Party fail means eating like this for more than a week

A baguette to help with this mountain of cheese

You don’t have sky BOOMs?

Sounds like a copyright nightmare. Did you sign some sort of release?

My poor LittleOne, he’s scared enough to abandon dinner 😿

I’d rather not buy pills when there is already perfectly good yoghurt in the house. Drown it in honey & Milo, just please eat a damn spoonful.

Need to figure out a way to force feed a man yoghurt. Antibiotics have unleashed chemical warfare on the plumbing.

And my axe

Break a leg

No, you may not draw a dick on your council ballot paper…

No, inner West

The cheese situation is a Thing.

Yep. Vodka ahoy!