Do you have any funny names for your network gear?

A while back I got a Unifi AP, and decided to name it WiFi UFO. My main Wi-Fi SSID is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ and I just got a PoE switch, and it's bugging me that I'm not thinking of something more amusing to name it than USW-24-PoE.