At campaign stop in Bucks County Pennsylvania Trump works for McDonalds for half an hour, quits right after.

"It stinks!" The former president railed against his work, "working is for suckers, losers, real loser energy, folks, when I'm president, NO MORE WORK! It's true, it's true, we got these big beautiful workers and we make them toil away at McDonald's, nuh-uh, not under my watch, you're not going to have to work anymore!" he added, "we're going to make CHYNA pay for it, it's true, Xi, he's very rude, Xi hates you for being a worker so he's going to foot the bill, he can afford it."