Me and three guys I knew from high school that used to steal our older sibling's Hustler mags are making the world's first anti-woke consulting firm for video games.

We're the total opposite of Sweet Baby. They say DEI chin, we say no chin at all. They say soy boobies, we say DD honkers. They say put a political race in it, we up the swastika slider to max.

We're charging $69 an hour to start, it's our introductory rate.