DnD Memes
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/16731086 > Source: https://mastodon.world/@exocomics/113039401723908424
You know you're unlucky when federal agencies get involved.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2757154 > tag thyself > > just hanging out in Kḧzk, exporting my precious ores
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/10121663 > *audible sigh* > > Here we go again with the lip service
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2465049 > worldbuilding
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/14566907 > DMing is the Call to Righteousness and faith in God and His d20 (John 14:6)
[a picture of an elderly woman drinking from a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with the caption, "You don't have to be a wizard to cast fireball"]
I got goblin warlock **EDIT: I am making all the characters in DALLE until I run out of boosts** *Sorry guys, I'm out. It was a lot of fun!*
> be me, at Rogue's wedding > DM is RPing Rogue's new wife being pleasantly surprised with her childhood pet > Said pet is a house sized spider that only eats men, but likes orphan boys best > Spider gets visibly excited at the words "man" and "orphan", starts boggling and bruxing like a rat > the newlywed bride says her precious pet hasn't been fed in a week > I head out to find an orphan (I think i know where we left some) > Monk: "I'm going to pet the weird doggy" > Be me, out of game: "WTF?" > monk player suggests making an animal handling roll > DM points out this is a flat roll for him; he doesn't have Animal Handling > he rolls a 5 > Rogue asks his new wife nicely to spare his friend > bride tells her spider to save him as a snack for later > Spider hangs him from the ceiling > A ceiling of webs > webs woven by her family's spiders > which notice him > snack time! > Monk makes athletics roll (he had a modifier to this one), lands on an in-law's table > Monk is also getting married btw, he landed in his new bride's cousin's soup > said cousin is part of a powerful merchant family > I return with two orphans > monk's new in-laws are horrified as Rogue's bride chops up the orphans and feeds them to her precious bebby
When I first saw him, I got so excited I immediately homebrewed a human subrace for him. I was so hopeful that someday in the future we might genetically engineer ourselves into something like this. I don't think that was the intended reaction.
Testing to see if this works [@dndmemes](https://sh.itjust.works/c/dndmemes) I just want to know if I can post memes from Mastodon. Let me know if you see the attached image.
